Drabbles of an Internet Nobody

“I am not on the fucking menu”

Yarho — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:59:07 +0000

o hai thur sexi stache, c'mere you!

WARNING, ranty voice log ahead!

Proceed?
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In this episode I talk about:

- How to make Mac and Cheese (and hurt yourself)
- Creepy McCreepersons
- Where NOT to pick up poontang
- Two creepy stories for the price of one!

Part 1 → Click here to listen

Part 2 → Click here to listen

Yo homeslices.

Yarho — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:01:37 +0000

Long time no see =D

lolthislooksnothinglikeme

Ha ha. Back? Sort of.

Yes, I drew the picture above *shrugs*

If you haven’t missed a voicelog yet

this is probably one worth missing 8D

Judge for yourself~

In this episode I talk about:

- Catch up one what I’ve been up to

- (basically nothing)

- Bitchy people in class

- Crying in class?

- GODWHYDOESTHATCLASSALWAYSMAKEMECRY

- People running around campus in boxers

Part 1 → Click here to listen

Part 2 → Click here to listen

Whoops

Yarho — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:01:57 +0000

Didn’t forget about this thing.

(LIES)

I’ll have something half-assed up for you tomorrow <3

My bad!

Yarho — Tue, 03 May 2011 06:24:58 +0000

Sorry I haven’t been updating, some technical difficulties with uploading shit.
I will fix them soon. Hopefully.

For now this is a recording of my cousin and I singing Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Or at least we TRIED to. You can hear my sisters arguing near the end.
See y’all real soon!

Click and listen → Click here to listen

Welcome to the Gun Show!

Yarho — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 05:41:09 +0000

In this episode I talk about:
- Gym adventures
- Muscular breasts (lolwut)
- Paiiiiiin (it hurts so good)
- (the last one was a lie)
- (pain is a bitch)

Click, sit back, and listen → Click here to listen

I’ll post a link to @Kooli3GyaL‘s video blog in my next post,
if she ends up doing it.

WOOP, WOOP–

Yarho — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 23:04:15 +0000

That’s the sound of the Police, in my hooddddd.

Word to the Big Bird, yo.

Ha ha. I don’t even know what’s up with the picture I chose
for this voicelog. It just makes me snicker.

The title is totally relevant though C:

In this episode I talk about:
- my ghetto life
- Onions (damn things)
- A contest I won ♥
- MORE RACCOON RIDICULOUSNESS
- B-b-b-BAKING BITCHES (lolwut)

Part One → Click here to listen

Part Two → Click here to listen

It’s 2011!

Yarho — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:53:12 +0000

This picture is fucking awesome.

Click here to listen

Boring voicelog but I’m trying to get back into the habit.
Cut me some slack, and here is to hoping y’all had
an amazing New Year so far

[writing] Blissful Fire: Chapter 2

Yarho — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 02:26:47 +0000

Just finished this chapter for National Novel Writing Month (nanowrimo). I am only about 10,000 words behind.

No biggie…

*sobs*

Before you read chapter 2 be sure you have read chapter 1.

http://documents.scribd.com.s3.amazonaws.com/docs/1hdfns643kr05sf.pdf?t=1289871545

[writing] Blissful Fire: Chapter 1

Yarho — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:22:14 +0000

Some original writing for you guys. This is my contribution to National Novel Writing Month (nanowrimo) this year.

No promises on whether this story will continue or not. Depends on my schedule but
I’m doing good on my Nanowrimo progress thus far.

Comments, crits, corrections and predictions are loved.
Keep in mind that this still has not been edited.

Working Title: Blissful Fire

Genre: Dark, Romance, Fantasy

Summary: The protagonist, a young woman is abducted from her home town. She is not the only one who suffers this fate. The corrupt government is collecting young women, but for what purpose?

Read chapter two here

http://documents.scribd.com.s3.amazonaws.com/docs/5ciqss8ebkqge6x.pdf?t=1289364884

[writing] Chocolate Crazies

Yarho — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 05:00:52 +0000

What heaven should be like, can I hear an AMEN?

I wrote this a year or two ago. This is more of a test post than anything.
It’s a simple dialog between myself and a fictional character.

Comments and constructive crit is loved!

http://documents.scribd.com.s3.amazonaws.com/docs/irjhc51qglatlds.doc?t=1269860393